While most companies load luggage, Leith Minibus Hire has not done it quietly. Instead, we embraced spatial geometry and applied it to all things luggage, creating a scientific discipline out of “everything will fit, trust me.” As a result, many Tetris World Champions have begun to doubt their ability to play Tetris due to their association with Leith Minibus Hire.
Loading of all types of items from suitcases to weekend bags to the random “hand luggage” that was too big for the flight to the boxes of whisky that probably shouldn’t be with the luggage but were, was done quicker than your friend can insist that he/she packed light this time (the narrator knows he/she doesn’t).
If engineering is your passion, you should spend your time designing luggage logistics. All the physical laws are alive and well, and the best example of how to design and implement luggage logistics can be found in Edinburgh. Using a PhD-level understanding of baggage Tetris, Leith Minibus Hire handles the logistics of packing for Edinburgh like someone has figured out how to put 10 litres into a 5-litre bag. All aspects of physics are respected; gravity is utilized; and someone who brings skis for 48 hours will be accommodated but will be judged at the same time.
Edinburgh Weekend Packing: Reality vs. Perception
People perceive to be conquerable with a “little bag” but in reality:
- Take 8 people and give them each a “little bag” and it becomes the amount of luggage needed for the relocation of a small village.
- Formal wear is necessary for that big dinner (Edinburgh has standards!)
- Sportswear is required because Arthur’s Seat won’t climb itself
- The unpredictable weather in Scotland requires emergency outerwear
- Duty Free purchased bottles will be ready for consumption on Friday night.
All the luggage for Leith Minibus Hire Airlines is designed by engineers using principles that NASA probably used to design their space station. Leith Minibus Hire Airlines has incorporated the “overhead stor), underneath storage and strategically placing items in the aircraft” to avoid having the cabin floor covered in suitcases when approaching roundabouts.
The Succession of Luggage
Luggage Placement Hierarchy
The luggage hierarchy is as follows: hard shell suitcases are the foundation; soft side duffels sit on top, filling any empty spaces; backpacks rest at the very top of the luggage hierarchy for quick accessibility. Then, there’s one person’s hatbox that no one wants to talk about. And someone has a large item that they’re clearly not able to hold anymore, which is being stored indefinitely.
What is actually occurring?
The driver asks, “Really, everyone has their bags with them?” Everyone responds, “Yes, absolutely sure!” After five minutes, somebody finds a guitar case, and the driver does not even blink and says, “I’ll redistribute the actual weight of the truck.”
The plot twist of a journey home
The first part of the journey was made with perfect military precision. By the time you get home, you’ve bought 47 bags from souvenir shops throughout Edinburgh, you have tartan everything – including shortbread tins that will survive a nuclear attack – plus whatever you bought at the Castle gift shop which remains a mystery.
Leith Minibus Hire drivers are always prepared for the return journey. We reserve space on vehicles for the fun that will ensue during your visit(s) to Grassmarket – tartan blankets to keep you warm and an adequate supply of Edinburgh Gin for your Brexit beverage of choice.
Over the years, we’ve provided drivers for hen parties, stag parties, families with enough supplies for a siege, and one random person who had a bagpipe.
Weekend packing is not a guessing game; it is chaos management, but it’s manageable with planning.
Be bold and pack what you want. We will make it work.